【美剧台词】美剧《生活大爆炸》搞笑台词.

　　1. Quotes from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

　　Leonard： I’m going to the movies with Penny. I don’t want her to think I think it’s a date.

　　Sheldon： Do you think it’s a date?

　　Leonard： No， but she might think I think it’s a date even though I don’t.

　　Sheldon： Or you might think she thinks you think it’s a date even though she doesn’t.

　　Leonard： Are we over-thinking this?

　　Sheldon： Not at all.

　　Remarks：Leonard和Sheldon在一起简直就是一对活宝，虽然他们俩的智商奇高，不过要是每天都这样对话，天才也得伤透神啊。

　　2. Quotes from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

　　Sheldon： Why are you crying?

　　Penny： Because I’m stupid!

　　Sheldon： That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example， I cry because others are stupid， and that makes me sad.

　　Remarks：作为神童的Sheldon一向自视甚高，他那毫不谦虚的个性总能让我们忍俊不禁。

　　3. Quotes from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

　　(To a box of expensive shoes Penny is about to take back)

　　Penny： I’m sorry， shoes， but you have to go back.

　　Shoebox (Penny)： But， Penny， we love you.

　　Penny： I love you， too， but you cost more than my rent.

　　Shoebox (Penny)： But Penny， you look so good in us.

　　Penny： Damn it， the shoes are right!

　　Remarks：相对于剧中四位高智商的男主人公，Penny显得平凡普通，有时甚至显得有点“傻”，不过，正是她的天真可爱给这部剧增添了一抹亮色。

　　4. Quotes from the episode The Tangerine Factor

　　(Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.)

　　Howard： You know， I’m really glad you decided to learn Mandarin (普通话).

　　Sheldon： Why?

　　Howard： Once you’re fluent， you’ll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

　　Remarks：对付难缠的Sheldon，鬼灵精怪的Howard似乎总有办法。

　　5. Quotes from the episode The Stag Convergence

　　Rajesh： When I moved to America I was pretty lonely， but when I met Howard my life changed because we could be lonely together.

　　Remarks：看似内向腼腆的Rajesh在剧中也不是省油的灯，时不时地就会给我们带来不一般的笑料。