原配登报智斗小三：署名永远的妻子.

　　小三过街，人人喊打。可是光喊打怎么够?还要让全世界知道三儿的大肚子!美国得克萨斯州一个妻子很聪明，发现丈夫出轨后，她在当地报纸上发布了一则特别的广告，“祝福”的语言其实很毒舌哦～

　　When spouses cheat on each other, the fallout can be absolutely disastrous. Making a scene in public isn’t that uncommon, but this clever wife in Texas found a better, subtler way to let everyone know how disappointed she was in her cheating husband. She took out a classified ad in a Texas newspaper, sending a message out to her husband and his message, signed with love. You’re going to love this.

　　夫妻不忠，后果很严重。让出轨的对方当众出丑并不是什么新鲜事，但这位来自得克萨斯的妻子很聪明，她找到了一种更微妙的方法，让全世界都知道丈夫出轨让她有多失望。她在德克萨斯州当地报纸上登了一则分类广告，然后给丈夫发了一条短信：“你会喜欢的。”署名爱人。

　　When Timeshia Brown discovered her husband Patrick was sleeping around and got a girl pregnant, she didn’t set his car on fire. She did, however, find a better way to burn him.

　　当Timeshia夫人发现丈夫Patrick在外面鬼混、还搞大了一个女孩的肚子，她并没有气得发疯去烧他的车，但她的办法足以让他崩溃。

　　Her ad reads:

　　她在广告中这样写道：

　　I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown.

　　老娘在这里给Shara Cormier和Patrick Brown道个喜。

　　They are expecting a baby.

　　因为他们的孩子马上就要出世了。

　　Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out.

　　你们俩最好是真爱，不然小心老娘“祝(zǔ)福(zhòu)”你们早日玩完哦。

　　Always,

　　Patrick’s wife,

　　Timeshia Brown.

　　Patrick永远的妻子，Timeshia Brown

　　It’s possible she meant some of the well-wishing, but you know for sure she was laughing all the way to the newspaper.

　　她说的可能是祝福的话，但你懂的，她对着报纸露出胜利的笑容。