辛普森一家说过的十大犀利吐槽.

　　《辛普森一家》是美国福克斯广播公司的一部动画情景喜剧，讽刺性地勾勒出了居住在美国心脏地带人们的生活方式。该片从许多角度对美国的文化与社会、人的条件和电视本身进行了幽默的嘲讽。作为风靡全球的动画片，《辛普森一家》贡献了很多犀利吐槽，今天小编就给大家总结了最犀利的十句。

　　1. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!

　　读书没用!我只读过一本叫《杀死一只知更鸟》的书，读完之后我还是不知道怎么杀死知更鸟!

　　2. What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back home anyway.出门的意义在哪里?反正早晚还得回家。

　　3. You've got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money.

　　你这么聪明机智又天赋异禀，梦想一定会实现。你梦想实现的那天，我一定会陪在你身边，向你借钱。

　　4. It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

　　撒谎需要两个人：一个人撒谎，另一个人听着。

　　5. Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

　　婚姻就是一口棺材，生一个娃就往上敲一个钉。

　　6. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.

　　你们尽力了但败得很惨。得到的教训就是：永远不要尝试。

　　7. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

　　儿子，如果你想在生命中得到什么，你就得付出努力去争取。好了别吵了!彩票快开奖了。

　　8. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

　　教育怎么可能让人变聪明?反正我每次学到新东西，脑子里就装不下旧东西。

　　9. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

　　敬酒精!生命中一切问题的起因和答案。

　　10. Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

　　孤独和芝士汉堡是一个危险的组合。

　　这些犀利吐槽是不是让你深深感受到了美帝的黑色幽默了呢?!