如何优雅地表达“你胖了”而不被挨揍.

　　当你突然发现你的女朋友长胖了，而她又控制不住自己的嘴时，你想好好提醒她一句。如果你直接说“亲爱的你胖了”，那可以预见你的下场肯定很惨烈。那么，如何优雅而委婉的表达“你胖了”，而能让对方更爱你呢?

　　你的出现吸引了我全部的视线。

　　The moment you enter my world, I care for nothing but you.

　　我们就这样默默站着不动，可距离又近了一厘米。

　　Silently and motionlessly as we stand, we get closer with time.

　　我的眼睛里全是你。

　　I cannot see anyone but you.

　　你在我心中，分量越来越重。

　　The longer we are together, the fonder my heart becomes towards you.

　　亲爱的最近很开心，胃口很好，我真高兴。

　　Sweetheart, I delight at your satisfied stomach.

　　搂着她对她说，我的手是变短了吗?

　　Holding her, I utter my wonder: is it that my hands turned shorter?

　　你对我越来越重要。

　　With every minute, I feel your weightiness.

　　傻瓜，你为什么像水一样?一到夏天就热胀冷缩。

　　Oh my silly, see how you get chubby as the temperature increases?

　　我再给你买几件新衣服吧!

　　Perhaps it is time for us to renew your closet.

　　月夜，牵起她的手说：月圆人更圆。

　　Her hand in mine and under the moonshine, she hears me sigh: soon, you will be as full as the moon.

　　我送你离开，千里之外，你依然还在。

　　The day we part, thousand miles from each other we are, you are still in my sight.

　　下次就用以上这些句子来表达你胖了的意思吧!她肯定不会怪你!