5.10签证纪事

5.6日预约了9:30,10号早上7:50从南门打的,8:20到达白天鹅宾馆,此时大雨滂沱,皮鞋净湿. [b][b]排队的时候插队的现象十分普遍,老爷老太一大把年纪了还硬往前蹭,好像进去的早就签过的机会大些似的.事实证明他们被拒签的可能性是最大的.因为预约的时候出了意外,接线生居然没有告诉我预约号码,我被放进总领事馆的地盘后被凉在一旁没有人理会,比较无聊, 正好看了看这个地盘上的奇特人文景观:武警,公安,说着广州话并神气非常的保安还有就是在大雨中排队的我们这些可怜的普通百姓.可能是见我一个人太过于悠闲,终于有人肯帮我查号了,344,都是我不喜欢的数字,于是成为5.10早上最后一个一签的人进入非移民签证大厅. [b][b]这个周五人气奇旺,被check的,二签的挤满了整个大厅,五个窗前都排的很满.响应大家的号召我愣是排到了褐发mm的那条队上.没有想到这个早上真是不寻常,让我感叹运气在区区一个多小时内会有如此大的反复.7:30的那批据说签的很顺,几个F-1都过了,8:30也过了两个F-1,这时候一个福建籍的老大妈被拒和褐发mm大声吵了起来,虽被保安及时"劝走",但是褐发mm的心情显然大受影响,开始发飚.我前面的7,8个人多数被拒或者check,包括两个F-1和两个J-1,一贯头脑灵活的我想到了撤退却偏偏发现后面的退路被蓝带封死,蓝带外面挤满了人,其间有几个保安叫嚣乎东西,挥突乎南北.老美"以华制华"的策略运用的很好.我们这对在我前面的只有一个J-1的了,我们两人都有点紧张.突然,保安甲(也是最凶的一个), 一脸媚笑的对褐发mm说,stop一下,有河北某人士给你送了花篮,褐发mm一蹦一跳的走开了好半天,10多分钟后笑容满面地向旁边的菲籍(2号窗)老太说,我还是喜欢插花多些(ft..., 真可爱).3号,4号,5号的三个美籍男子好像也受到了影响,面有喜色. [b][b]我前面的仁兄英语水平一般,大部分时间和褐发mm用中文对话,中间夹杂着yes/no之类的单词,比较有趣.但是褐发mm心情极佳,5分钟后给出了蓝条.他都过了我能不过么?我窃笑起来, 没想到褐发mm以为我对她笑,也对我露齿而笑!时机正好,我上前说出了那句练了几遍已经有点美国南方口音"Good morning, ma'am.Nice to meet u!" [b]褐发mm:Me too! [b][b]Me:Would you like to see all of my documents at once? [b]褐发mm:No,thanks.同时对我调皮的作了个鬼脸,开始发问了. [b]Why do you want to get a Visa? [b][b]Me:I need a F-1 visa to study for my Ph.D degree in Computer science at [b]XXXXXX. I plan to finish it in four to five years and then come back to [b]China. [b][b]褐发mm:Oh,you want to study in U.S. [b][b]Me: Yeah. [b][b]褐发mm:So what do want to study? [b][b]Me: Computer Science. [b][b]褐发mm:What is your academic background? [b]Me: I will get my M.S.degree next month. [b][b]褐发mm:Oh,next month.Good.What is your specialty? [b][b]Me:%*%^*&^,连说了几个专业词汇. [b][b]褐发mm显然被吓倒了,做了个鬼脸,Can you introduce your specialty to a person [b]who knows nothing about computer just like me? [b][b]Me:(机会来了 ),It is an advanced topic for graduate students. Its purpose [b]is to teach students how to apply computer science to our real life. When you [b]solve a problem from the real world, you should first understand the [b]fundament-al structure and the nature of it. Then build up a mathematical model,and then design & analysis of algorithms and data structures to find solutions based on this model. [b][b]褐发mm晕了,说,Can it be used to develop weapons? [b][b]Me:(&(*&&)&()*&. [b][b]褐发mm好像听明白了,转移了话题,问我研究生和本科都是干嘛的. [b][b]Me: Computer Science. [b][b]褐发mm: Why don't you feel tired of it when you study Computer Science for so long a time? [b][b]Me:(超白金的) I always feel it fascinating the first day I took it. [b][b]褐发mm做了一个极其痛苦的表情.接着说,May I see your other documents? [b][b]Me: Of coz.把20页的clear book 放进去. [b][b]褐发mm: Well,fantastic!Are these documents all prepared by yourself? [b][b]Me:(心想:不是我还有谁?)Yeah. [b][b]褐发mm: Good.So who will support your Ph.D.study in U.S.? [b][b]Me:The dept. offered me a full financial aid in the form of Graduate Teaching Assistantship. [b][b]褐发mm:Excellent.So you will teach? [b][b]Me:^*&(&^(*&* [b][b][b]褐发mm:How do you know this school? [b]Me: My future advisor works in this school.He was the chairman of an inter-national conference that I once entered.His charisma and professional ability gave me a very deep impression. [b][b]褐发mm:Good.Tell me why will you come back to China since you will make a big bulk of money when you gradute and find a job in U.S.? [b][b]Me:此时我想到了昨天看时郭靖说的一句话:侠之大者为国为民. 于是,^(&&(&(^*&^&乱说一气. [b][b]看了看我的DS-156,Oh,XXXX is your hometown? [b][b]Me:Yeah. [b][b]褐发mm:Do you know XXX? He is a student majored in Physics at ZhongDa.He is also from XXXX. [b][b]Me:(ft...中大我老乡这么多哪里认得过来?)No. [b][b]褐发mm有点失望:He is from @$# in XXXX. [b][b]Me:Oh, I know that city.It is very beautiful indeed. [b][b]褐发mm:Well,I hope you would have a pleasant trip to U.S.把蓝牌放到护照里面送了出来. [b][b]Me:Thanks.At what time can I get my Visa? [b][b]褐发mm:3 O'clock.并且用手指做了个三的字样. [b][b]Me:CU. [b][b]褐发mm:88.Have a nice weekend. [b][b]Me:You too,and happy mothers'day! [b][b]褐发mm大笑起来,和旁边的菲籍老太太说,刚刚那小伙子居然以为我已经做妈妈了... [b][b]我想我身后的几个签友会有好福气了... [b][b]整个过程大约有15分钟左右.我奔跑着出了美国领事馆,去看看女友的衣服有没有淋湿... [b][b]p.s.我那时候是自己把这些表交给VO的，那天人太多，每队都有人所以保安更本不安排你到哪队，你只要不上窜下跳就行了。立即咨询