6.20 上海签证经历 (A little funny)

今天南京大学去上海签的至少8男2女, 大部分都过了, 没过的其实偶然因素占较大比重 [b]. [b]今天集中在JFMM和小Glassboy(但他明明没戴眼镜啊, 不解)手上签的. [b]看上去好像形势也不是非常好, 也有被据的F1, 不过比去年还是好些, 探亲被据较 [b]多些, 好像. [b] [b]签证官分布: [b]1#, 小Glassboy; 2#, JFMM; 3#, 大叔(酷似Denmark soccer team 的托夫丁); [b]4#, 大Glassboy; 5#, YYMM(very beautiful) [b] [b]今天好像JFMM心情不太好, 也许. [b] [b]下面是个人经历, 仅供参考(因过程较为搞笑), 也衷心祝各位顺利签过. [b]Personal background: Yale, EE [b]Visa Officer(known as V): Young Glassboy(but no glasses at all) [b] [b]先看了YYMM和一个韩国MM用中文痛苦地交流了20-30分钟, 两人中文一讲快, [b]互相听不懂, 只好重来一遍较慢的. [b]过了很久, 不赘述其他细节, 叫到我了. 1#, 小Glassboy [b] [b]I: Nice to meet you. [b]V: Nice to meet you, too. So, you will go to Yale University. (据thb说, [b]JFMM又探头过来看了一眼, 可能她真是Yale校友, 因为另一个去Yale的同学也 [b]遇到类似情形) [b]I: Yes. [b]V: Never heard this university!(我一愣, 看到小Glassboy一脸坏笑, 于是...) [b]I: (也坏笑) Oh, really? Are you kidding? [b]V: (继续坏笑) No! (填表中, 吾观之, 他有点窘迫) Are you also from Jiangsu [b]Province? [b]I: Yes, I am from Changzhou, a city near Shanghai. Have you ever heard of [b]this city? (报复一下, 呵呵) [b]V: Yes, I've heard&nbs [url= p;of it. But I haven't been to this city. [b]I: Well, if you have chance, you may go there for a visit. (Smiling) [b]V: Yes, maybe. (Smiling) What is your major now? [b]I: Microelectronics and Solid-state Electronics. Have you ever heard of [b]this [b]major? (Smiling) [b]V(Shrug): No, I am not familiar with this major. [b]I(Smiling): Oh, you are so honest! [b]V: Yeah. (Smiling) Could you show me your transcript? Only master's [b]transcript. Open it for me, please. [b]I: Ok. (拆得不慌不忙) [b]V: Come on! Come on! (鼓掌催我快点) [b]I: Ok, ok, wait, wait! (边拆边向他示意冷静点,而后递给他) [b]V(看了一会儿): Your thesis? [b]I(没听清): What? [b]V: What is the title of your thesis? [b]I: Oh, "Research on the Laser Lift-off of GaN",(break for a while), [b]have you ever heard this material? (看他一脸茫然, 想来也不懂吧), [b]Seems not! "and Diluted Magnetic Semiconductors" (他更茫然了, 不过 [b]表填好了) [b]V: Go to Window C.(Smile again) [b]I: Thanks. (Smile) [b] [b]个人感觉: [b]自信些吧, 没关系的, 还是不太难. [b]另外, 任何时候, 别跟VO吵架(会影响后面人的), 试着跟他/她kidding吧. [b] [b]Good luck to all of you! [b]Thanks for my friends' help! [b]立即咨询