英文简历里不应该有的幽默.

　　在美国的职场里如果你很有幽默感一定会混得如鱼得水，但是有一些幽默感是不能用在你的英文简历里的。下面就给大家列举一下，英文简历里不应该有的幽默。

　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)

　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."

　　"But wait...there’s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."

　　"My fortune cookie said, ’Your next interview will result in a job’-and I like your company in particular."

　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."

　　"Title: Another resume from the ’Profiles in Excellence’ series."

　　"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."

　　"Let’s meet so you can ’ooh’ and ’ahh’ over my experience."

　　"Trustworthy rerences available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."

　　上述这些英文简历里不应该有的幽默你可以要注意噢。